Jokes of the Day #4

*     A primary school teacher asks little Chioma, did your father help you with your homework. Chioma: No, Aunty, he did it all by himself.

*     Behind every successful man, there is a woman… and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

*     My friend’s dad believes so much in Reincarnation, his WILL leaves everything to himself.

*     Do not be irreplaceable, if you cannot be replaced, you will never get promoted…Think about it.

*     After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, you know, I was a fool when I married you. The husband replied, yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.

*     A diplomat is someone who tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.