* Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear but also at important business meetings.
* For a girl, who says “ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME” should be asked; who told her to try ALL OF THEM!
* It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants
* I met money one day; I said: you are just a piece of paper. Money smiled and said, of course I’m a piece of paper, but I haven’t seen a dustbin in my life.
* Chinedu wins lottery, Shola tells him to offer a share to God. He throws the money up in the air, saying; God take all you want, I will take whatever falls
* You know you are ugly when you are the one asked to take the photo.
* LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
* LAW OF REVERSE DYNAMICS: When a man becomes rich, he becomes naught, when a girl becomes naughty, she becomes rich.
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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