Jokes of the Day #1

*    When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

*    A thought to ponder: If women don’t fool around, and men do all the fooling around, who are the men fooling around with.

*    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag.

*    Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes 3 or 4 people to pull us apart.

*    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

*    What is recession? When women and wine are replaced by wife and water

*    Marriage: Ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.

*    He who fights and runs away, na fear catch am!

*    Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes and annual free trip around the sun.

*    Q: What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A: You get your salary every day!

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