* When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
* A thought to ponder: If women don’t fool around, and men do all the fooling around, who are the men fooling around with.
* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag.
* Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes 3 or 4 people to pull us apart.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
* What is recession? When women and wine are replaced by wife and water
* Marriage: Ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man.
* He who fights and runs away, na fear catch am!
* Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes and annual free trip around the sun.
* Q: What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A: You get your salary every day!
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